Smug as a Bug

by Jack Cooper

What a scrumbumbling bother,
my day’s in disarray;
that grumbugging Humbug
just won’t go away!

I went to post a letter,
but he was buzzing in the box.
I wanted watermelon,
but he’d scared them from the shops.

He even bumped my bum,
boy was I surprised
to find that little Humbug
so greatly jeopardized.

I just want to relax
and watch my favourite show,
but he’s even on the telly,
is there nowhere else to go?

So please do me a favour
to get me out this spot,
if you see that fumbling Humbug
give him a girly swat!