OK OK OK listen. You mincepied? You roastpotatoed? You goosefatted?
You burping in public? No worries, no worries, come, come and see
what we have here. We have Lycra, pink, green, leopard-print,
and pumping pumping muzak (top 40 type, you’ll recognise),
gym membership, yoga mat, swimming costume, Lucozade coupons
et cetera now: listen: carefully: you start and you do not
stop you do not stop look LOOK at her, she did not stop
now look at her bouncy hair and happy children
and the sunlight. No worries, come, come.
If you got the money buy berries, porridge, bulgur wheat,
this exotic polysyllabic lettuce that actually consumes fat inside you
or if not, percentages, 3%, 1%, 0%, or traffic light colours.
Sooper-dooper. Nothing you couldn’t work out with a piece of paper
and a brain and some time but never mind this is prettier.
This is Comic Sans. This is louder. Come, come.
OK OK OK go. We have our cake. See you next year.