Doc Roy, MP

by Alister MacQuarrie

Roy, doctor, MP: long top of polls,
Two sons, no dog; strong on God;
Smooth. Owns TopShop stocks.
BBC vox pops show: “Doc Roy good for London”;
“Doc Roy’s on top”; “Looks good for top job”.

Doc Roy MP’s cosy. Too cosy. Doc Roy’s got sloppy.
On London docks, Tom spots Roy’s boy toy. Not so hot
For Doc Roy’s pro-God, no-sodomy sponsors.
Doc Roy’s crown’ll roll. Poor sod, not top dog now,
Drops to rock bottom – shot down for lowly joys.