Corporal Smith Sees the M.O.

by Sally Carr

Athletes foot – severe
blisters – several
contusions to left thigh, upper arms, chest
deafness – partial in right ear – temporary?
exhaustion – take more fluids in this heat
flatulence – excessive – bowel and oesophageal
genital warts – see STD nurse
halitosis
itching anus – haemorrhoids?
joint degeneration (right knee)
knuckle inflammation (right hand)
loose stools
mobility problem (left shoulder)
nicotine dependency
oral hygiene – see above, refer dentist
palpitations
question caffeine intake
recurring nightmares
sleep disorders
tremor (right hand)
urticaria made worse by heat – see nurse
varicose vein (left knee)
X-ray due
Yoga?
Zantac.