Blind Date

by Stephi Stacey

Macavity on the Owl: 2/10 Points
The owl said that he went to sea
In a beautiful pea-green boat,
He’s fat with honey and has plenty of money,
But tip? He didn’t leave a note.

The Owl on Macavity: 1/10 Points
Macavity, Macavity, there’s no one like Macavity,
He’s arrogant and ignorant – he needs to find some gravity.
His attitude and table manners make lesser creatures stare,
And though he’s right in front of you, Macavity’s not there!
You call his name, you squeeze his paw, you even pull his hair –
But all the time you’re talking, well, Macavity’s not there!